You may know this famous man and this beautiful woman.
He is... the most interesting man in the world.
She is... not interested.
If he were to pat you on the back, you would list it on your resume.Both sides of his pillow are cool.
When in Rome, they do as he does.
His words carry a weight that would break a less interesting mans jaw.
He’s won trophies for his game face alone.
He bowls… Overhand.
He is the life of parties he has never attended.
His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser mans body.
His blood smells like cologne.
He speaks fluent French, in Russian.
Years ago, he created a city out of blocks. Today over 600,000 people live and work there.
Every time he goes for a swim. Dolphins appear.
His legend precedes him, the way lightning precedes thunder.
He once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels.
He lives vicariously through himself.
He’s a lover… Not a fighter, but he’s also a fighter, so Don’t get any ideas.


