Mike "Avocado" Ditka

No I do NOT like Avocados, Sam I am,
I do NOT like them in a BOWL,
I do NOT like them on a SPOON,
I do NOT like them in a CUP,
I am NOT their number one fan.
I do not like my avocado mustache,
Almost as much as I do not like it
when the Bears QB drops a pass.
I will not eat avocados, Sam I am.
I am not their number one fan.
They make me shudder, twitch and cry
They taste so miserable Sam I am,
They bring out my MIKE DITKA STINK-EYE!